Weirdest thing said to you.

As the name says, post some of the weirdest things you've ever been told (so long as they aren't too inappropriate.)

For example, when I was doing some artwork once, one of my friends came up to me, posed, and said this:
"Go on. Paint me like one of your french girls."

Stuff like that. Let's hear from...You!

"From the darkest depths of reality to the farthest reaches of fantasies, I shall reign in silence, for the quiet screams the truth."

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